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Dennis Hensley
A ‘Basic Instinct’ for celebrating
(and skewering) the movies

By LOANN HALDEN

Armed with a tape recorder, a living room of "mouthy friends," and a table of homemade snacks, journalist Dennis Hensley sat down to watch "Jaws" for the first time about two years ago. His editor at British Premiere magazine wanted a piece on Spielberg’s classic shark flick for the 25th anniversary of its release, and Hensley hooked him with a pitch to document a group viewing session.

"My idea was just to invite people over and watch it," says Hensley via phone from his L.A. area home. "I had a feeling it would be entertaining, but I didn’t know, and then as it unfolded and I started writing about it, I thought, ‘This is really fun to write about, and I’d like to do more of these.’"

British Premiere is now defunct, but that inaugural evening in front of the TV has guaranteed playback in Hensley’s new book, "Screening Party" – along with 15 other cinematic discussions of the good ("Taxi Driver"), the bad ("Armageddon"), and the divas ("A Star is Born," "The Bodyguard," "Glitter"). And let’s not forget the bewildering: "I wanted some gay protesters with signs to sit me down and go, ‘Here’s what happened,’ " Hensley says of "Basic Instinct."

" It’s funny because, I think I say this in the book, I go into that party ready to gun for [Sharon Stone], but when she’s on screen is when it’s fun. She’s the best thing in it. She’s like a force of nature in that movie. You gotta give it up for Sharon Stone in ‘Basic Instinct,’ even though the plot doesn’t make a lick of sense. What’s amazing is, that’s really it from what she’s given us in terms of memorable movies – ‘Casino,’ but nobody wants to go back and watch that again. She didn’t have a string of box office hits, she had one, and she’s coasted on that and her own star power and her amfAR glamour and made a career out of it."
Each "Screening Party" chapter captures viewing responses as they are hurled at the small screen by: Hensley; his catty roommate Tony; fitness instructor/stand-up comic Lauren; Marcus, the Julia Child of thematic treats – penis-shaped Rice Krispie treat to go with Al Pacino in "Cruising," anyone?; video store clerk/film student, Ross; and Dr. Beaverman, the shrink who provides psychological insight into the characters’ actions, on screen and off.

" It’s always sort of been a tradition in my circle of friends, whether my house or sometimes other friends’ houses, [to get together] for pageants, for the Oscars, for HBO concerts, ‘Sex and the City’ – especially pageants and award shows," Hensley says.
" What was that awards show we just had? Oh, the Emmys – with that Oprah award where it was like Tom Cruise and Julia Roberts giving all those endorsements. It’s always the same people. Like, how did Tom Cruise become the beacon for integrity, because I don’t believe a word he says. ... It’s an interesting phenomenon. It’s nice to have people around for those things."

Party mix
That’s not to say that Hensley didn’t take a cue from the movies and employ some creative editing when assembling his commentaries. (SPOILER ALERT: The next two paragraphs reveal information about how the author assembled such consistent warmth and wit in "Screening Party." Skip ahead if you’re the type who avoids "How They Did That" sections on DVDs.)

" There were certain people that were at almost every party and then there were a few that would kind of pop up here and there, and I just did my best to incorporate them into different characters," Hensley says. "The parties were a lot larger than six usually. I wanted to have a diverse point of view so I sort of created the characters that I did to combine people into. Some of the characters are largely one or two people and then other little moments would go into each character. Marcus is pretty much one guy with a few other people thrown in with stories here and there.

" [The book] photos are of people that come to the parties. My roomie is in the photo – he’s on the back [cover] – and the two people on the front with me are party regulars," he adds. "The only one in the photo who doesn’t come to the parties all the time is Dr. Beaverman and that’s because my Dr. Beaverman friend doesn’t live in L.A. She watches the movies and listens to our tapes and then sends me back a cassette with her rants on it from Pennsylvania. I got an actress friend of mine to be Dr. Beaverman on the cover."

Character development was crucial, because "Screening Party" is not just the snide asides of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in book form. Hensley, who incorporated movie lover themes into his 1998 novel, "Misadventures in the (213)," has genuine affection for films, regardless of their critical merit.

" Screening Party" is as much about the ways the movies impact their audiences as the plots (or lack thereof) unfolding on screen. Sure, there are plenty of exchanges like: "They couldn’t have given her a black leotard?" (Lauren, observing Karen Lynn Gorney as Stephanie, the object of John Travolta’s affection in "Saturday Night Fever") "It’s like, ‘Here Karen, here’s your sack of potatoes.’"

(Tony) "And just go ahead and wear the bra and panties underneath. They won’t make you look lumpy."

There are also moments when films trigger memories of first crushes, coming out, and broken hearts. It’s apparent that these people have lives when the lights come up.

" That was the direction it seemed to be going in, which I liked. I wanted it to be a mixture of movie-related stuff and then character stuff, and then it got so long," says Hensley, referring to it as "the book that ate Cleveland."

" It became more ambitious than what I had proposed when I went in to the editor. ... Alyson is a smaller company than my first book, and I went there with it because I wanted to get something out there in the marketplace and I wasn’t ready to write another novel yet, so I pitched it as sort of this fun romp and, ‘Oh, I’ll knock it out in a year or whatever.’

" It was actually the hardest thing creatively that I’ve ever done. It wasn’t spread out over a long time because I got the deal and I turned it around in like a year, but by the end, I kind of went a little nutty. My fuse was really short. I would go to a coffee house to write, because I like to do that and get out of the house, and I would get impatient in the car because I wasn’t there yet. I felt such pressure to get it done, and it just took so long, and I was kinda late on my deadline. Yeah, I went crazy."

‘Xanadu,’ interrupted
Perhaps the best way to offer insight into the "Screening Party" vibe is to reveal one of Hensley’s favorite film moments from his younger days. (A little foreshadowing, shall we say.) The scene not only includes movie-themed humor, but also puts his perspective into a generational timeframe.

The Party host grew up in Holbrook, Ariz., a town of about 5,000 people located 90 miles east of Flagstaff. A single movie theater – the Roxy (now closed) – with one screen provided him with access to semi-current movies. It could take six months for a major release like "Star Wars" to reach their neck of the woods, he says.

Hensley recalls seeing a lot of Disney movies in those days, but he also experienced something a little different.

" I remember seeing ‘Grease II’ and ‘Xanadu’ in a double feature," says the thirtysomething author. "Pretty great, right?"

" At one point, the power went out in the building – maybe in the whole town, I don’t know – and so we were in the black. It was like 15 minutes into ‘Xanadu,’ the power goes out, and then it becomes really fun to be there because people are throwing things and yelling things and you can’t see in front of your face.
" We all had to leave, and they wouldn’t give us our money back, because they said it was an act of God. And I thought, ‘Xanadu is bad, but it ain’t that bad.’ I don’t think God would step in and say, ‘You know what, I can’t take the "Suddenly" scene. I’m putting a stop to this right now. I can’t take Michael Beck in those shorts. I’m going to come down from heaven and save these poor kids.’ That’s one of my favorite Roxy memories."

Despite growing up in a family that had no interest in movies, Hensley’s fascination only continued to grow. He majored in broadcasting at Arizona State University and started exploring the art house theaters in Phoenix. Movies went from simple entertainment to something more: He became "obsessed" with "Body Heat" when he caught it on cable in 1983; he saw "Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean" at a mall theater "like, three nights in a row."

" There was something about the way it was different than most movies and the intimacy of the acting and I’m sure there’s all kind of gay stuff in it – Cher, can’t go wrong with that," he says of the Altman film. "I felt like I was finding my sort of hip taste within myself."

" Screening Party" reflects an eclectic taste, to say the least. Where else would you find "St. Elmo’s Fire" receiving the same loving attention as Scorsese’s work?

Some films were chosen by the aforementioned British Premiere editor to go with theme issues, but more often than not, Hensley made his own selections and then whittled the list down from 20 or 25 titles as the chapters got longer.

" I always wanted to do ‘Pretty Woman,’ because it was so popular and so enduring and yet so nutty in that this romantic comedy is about a hooker – there’s something phony at the core, which is really funny," he says. "Other movies like ‘Saturday Night Fever,’ I remember when that came out and how sexy it all was, and I wanted to do a Barbra Streisand movie because she was just asking for it. It just came together.

" I wasn’t in a hurry to do the big campy classics," he adds. "Movies that have really been mined for camp value already like ‘Valley of the Dolls’ – I have friends in love with it, but I wasn’t in a hurry to do it. I’d rather do something like ‘The Bodyguard’ that we all know is a little cheesy but nobody’s really put it under the microscope yet.

" Some movies that are really good you can’t really go near. You wouldn’t do ‘Schindler’s List’ or anything like that. But I would want to do ‘Forrest Gump,’ because I think it’s good to do movies that were wildly popular when they came out and really part of their time and tapped into something in the consciousness, but then when you look back at them, maybe don’t hold up as well."
Future assessments may include Hensley’s own work. He’s co-written two screenplays with David Moreton ("Edge of Seventeen"), and one of them – "a sort of dark, kind of funny, screwed-up thriller love story" called "CleanCut" about a man who gets dumped by his boyfriend and then chases him to Argentina – is already in preproduction in South America with Antonio Sabato Jr. and Sonia Braga attached.

Hensley will head to Argentina after he finishes a multi-city book tour for "Screening Party," which includes a stop in Miami. (He attended the Miami Gay and Lesbian Film Festival this year with a short film and had a great time: "The boys were into me, amazingly enough. In L.A., I can’t get arrested," he confesses.)
There may even come a time when he produces a sequel to "Screening Party," assuming he receives a decent financial offer. He’s still hoping another magazine will at least pick up where British Premiere left off and commission more individual pieces.
" It was so work intensive. You have to have the party, you have go to the grocery store and get stuff, and tape it and transcribe it and then, it’s hours and hours and hours. But I love the format of it, I love writing about how the movies affect people, and the humor of it tickles me," Hensley says.

" I was hoping that somehow people would relate to the characters, and that the honest reactions to movies over the years and how they’ve really changed people in meaningful ways would come through – and the affection for the movies and the affection for each other and the friendships. That’s what I was hoping to get in the mix along with all the cheap shots at people’s hair."

Dennis Hensley will read from "Screening Party" at 7 p.m., Oct. 6 at Books & Books, 265 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables. For more information, call (305) 442-4408 or visit www.dennishensley.com.